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A Potted History of The Black Album Tour

February 1, 2011

LEEDS –

“Tonight we may be performing the show without the characters of Mother, Zulma and Tahira”. We may be doing what now?

“Well yous lot can do it.”

LIVERPOOL –

Truckload of meat has been left in underground carpark below theatre for weeks. The smell of death.

Jonathan Pryce thanks us for being small cogs in the machine that made The Caretaker a great show. HAHAHA!

WARWICK –

* You can have my toast.
* FUCK – OFF!

Complaints are received in the hotel…

OXFORD –

Our landlady is Pandora Maxwell.

Who really is Zia?

BATH –

Glyn RUNS into a wall after seeing the Superman pants.

Thermae Spa, BA cast, whoop whoop! Sean gets the gorgeous tall blonde, Beruce the short, dumpy dragon.

A xxx

Originally Posted 1 December 2009

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