How much more transparency do you want?
I love the optional extras! Is that giving or receiving? Or does it depend on (a) your sex; (b) your proclivities … and (c) if you are an exhibitionist!
Is the blowjob from Dave or Sam? Or is that up to the buyer?
Oh, don’t be stupid, Matthew… You pay an extra 50,000 if it’s a really non-Tory Dave gay blowjob, of course. Strictly against the Clause 28 Section of the party… Get with the programme, please…
Absolutely superb! I wonder if we can make a difference somehow… I mean, if we had a whip-round to raise the £250,000 needed to meet delicious Dave and saucy Sam in their private flat, and we asked if maybe one of the commentators on your “We Need To Talk About Ivan” blog could come with their two disabled children, and ask the PM to help them? You know, just like the City Boys who funded the Tories and got a £560,000,000 tax break..? Though Gideon Osporn decided this was just chicken feed and not worth collecting, I wonder if over half a billion quid might help a mother who’s just been told the State can’t afford a mattress for her son with cerebral palsy? Maybe? Or maybe she’s just Benefit Claiming Scum… Bastards.
The bare-faced cheek ot the Conservatives’ attempts to distance themselves from Crudass is unbelievable. The donations were soicited on the party website!! Btw, Crudass is a very appropiate name: crud ass.
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